NDA Lifted. Project Delayed Indefinitely
If anyone can remember, back in first year, I was gonna do a satirical rap on the people I hung out with. We even came up with a moniker for me, Fiddy Percent. Writing the lyrics was the easy part. I was writing them when I should have been studying for midterms. Oh well, you only live once. Pretty much after writing the lyrics, the project was plagued with set backs. First of all, our usual venue for these raps were at poker nights, but after the rap was written, we didn’t have many poker nights. Second of all, I can’t rap despite being black. After a few attempted recordings, I realized I would need a voice modulator to sound anything like 50 Cent. And then, because of the delays, the lyrics weren’t as relevant after a while, and they required a rewrite. I know this is uber late, and not the same as a rap, but I’m releasing the lyrics. Set your time machines for first year and prepare for a laugh (or maybe just a chuckle or further yet, a burst of rage). I present you In the Central Academic Building (C.A.B.).
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Mikey
It’s your birthday
We gonna party
Like it’s you birthday
We gonna chug Molson’s
‘Cause it’s your birthday
And we don’t really care if March first is not your birthday
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
When I pull out up front, I think who the fuck is Kendall?
When Mike hits the bar, one beer before he’s over
He came to get hammered, but got hammered by Duke
In Dead or Alive, Mike thinks he’s the shit
Thinks he’s leet, but lost to a newb.
Got kicked down
Beaten up
While Mark owned it up
If you watch Jane play, you’ll mistake her for a gamer or geek
Cause she played DOA, and now she speaking in leet
David, I hope you know, communism ain’t hot
And like me, you know Hungarian he’s not
I give you best wishes
‘Cause you gonna need it
If you wanna get laid before the big 2-0
I guess you’re fully focused now
Got teh nubs on your side
They’ll get you a date with the first chick they find
Oh yeah
Purple is fair
Green is fine
But they’ve got no business on somebody’s hair
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
My job got me the bling
That bought me all my fancy shit
My pod, my tube, my cell, my threads
Look man, my Rutherford’s already gone.
And you should love it, way more than you than you hate it
I’m a skater,
You bitches had better believe it!
Pop shuvit, heelflip, 180°, casper, 5-0, boardslide, and kickflip to indy
I can bust the moves, like I can bust you mofo’s
Who the hell goes sailing?
What? Are you queer?
If James gets drunk, someone dial 911
And for god sake, Sam
Show him your boobs
I’ll tell you what I tell any WoW player
You geek
You nerd
If you don’t want to admit it
I’ll find your account
And Ben,
If your girlfriend is alone at theater again,
That’s where you’d better fucking be.
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
You can find me in the CAB
Chillin’ with the geers
Look, we got some scientists who think they have it hard
I’m kicking ass in calc
I ain’t into takin’ arts
And it wouldn’t be a day without a burn on Jas
Hahahaha
Don’t act like you didn’t see this coming
You saw me writing this in da CAB all the time
If you don’t like it, you’d better pop off
D-unit
Signing off
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
this was so nostalgic…. god damn 1st… seems like forever ago
amit said this on July 11th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
p.s.
WHO THE F IS KENDALL LOL CLASSIC SHIT
amit said this on July 11th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’m going to start calling you D-Unit.
James Cadden said this on July 17th, 2008 at 3:17 am
What the hell were you doing reading my blog at 3 in the morning?
David said this on July 17th, 2008 at 9:44 pm